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A poorly conceived and baseless statement, as though offered by someone so unequipped that he had to write it on the bathroom stall with his own poop.
Paul needed a quick response to the panel's objections, so he wrote it in asschalk.
by Longhorned June 19, 2013
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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After a long night of receiving anal sex the person wakes up the next morning long after it dries and farts wherein a puff of white smoke is expelled from their anus.
Whoa man face me when you fart or I will get a mouth full of ass chalk!
by K-Doggg January 27, 2008
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Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

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