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6.
The act of of burning ones buttocks,be it by sunburn,or being dragged across something very rough.
She had a real painful assburn from sunbathing nude.
by Darren December 15, 2002
 
1.
Game played by children of Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada. Consists of rolling a ball (e.g. tennis) towards a group of holes dug in the ground. When the ball stops in a specific hole, the owner runs towards it to get it. The other players run away. When the owner gets to it, he yells stop and everyone freezes. He then tries to tag one person with the ball. This person is free to move their body as much as possible, but their feet can not move. If the thrower misses, he gets a rock in his hole. If he hits the person, that person gets a rock in their hole. Once any player gets 5 rocks in their hole, they have to line up against a wall with their ass sticking out. The other players get one throw at the loser for every rock in their hole.

This game is very painful and traumatizing for most children, the author included. Pain and suffering is compounded when other players' older siblings arrive to play. The sound of a missed throw slamming against the wall next to you is enough to make anyone wet their jammies.
Hey, call up Brent Kisby so we can play some assburn. Tell him not to bring that older skid brother of his, Todd.
by Jeff the Skid September 24, 2003
 
2.
Game played by children on west side of Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada. Consists of rolling a ball (e.g. tennis) towards a group of holes dug in the ground. When the ball stops in a specific hole, the owner runs towards it to get it. The other players run away. When the owner gets to it, he yells stop and everyone freezes. He then tries to tag one person with the ball. This person is free to move as much as possible, but their feet can not move. If the thrower misses, he gets a rock in his hole. If he hits the person, that person gets a rock in their hole. Once any player gets 5 rocks in their hole, they have to line up against a wall with their ass sticking out. The other players get one throw the ball for every rock in their hole.

This game is very painful and traumatizing for most children, the author included. Pain and suffering is compounded when other players' older siblings arrive to play.
Hey, call up Brent Kisby so we can get a game of ass burn going. Tell him not to invite his skid brother Todd or his friend, Sab.
by Jeff the Skid September 24, 2003
 
3.
When you shit out a damn redwood and it burns for 1-3 minutes.
Assburn is just a terrible tragedy.
by maybenot September 27, 2003
 
4.
when a very good looking woman leaves a place of buisness wearing tight jeans turns to walk out and all the employes are staring at her ass!
on a hot summer day a very good looking female turns to leave a place of buisness while all the men associates stare at her ass with out a peep from them until she leaves the door way. then they pant like dogs and talk to each other about screwing the shit out of her! we gave her ass burn on the way out!
by russ sharp January 16, 2012
 
5.
what you say in georgia for some asprin

Asprin:sum thing used to care headaeds
jimmy:Got dam it, it you don't go down there to that store and get me some assburn i will kick your ass
by funkyduckys August 24, 2005
 
7.
slang term for aspirin
gol dang it Vern! I need some got damn assburn! I gots a real bad headache!
by Darren December 15, 2002