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A slang term for "tossing salad". Rectum munching, glutious maximus muchimus or good ol' fashion ass eating.
By reviewing the end results, the person performing assalingus probably wore braces or some other metal mouth device.

The EMTs determined that the rupture was caused by excessive assalingus.
by Enrico Smith May 09, 2008