Top Definition
Inversion of jack ass. When calling someone a jackass is not enough you can refer to them as an assjack
That guy is worse than a jack ass he's a real assjack
by libraryguy March 04, 2010
Nom. adj -- a person who is hopelessly stupid, offensive or socially hindered in the sense that their very presence has become a blight upon the fabric of existence. (Vulgation of the English "jack-ass," reportedly when the coiner of the phrase was too intoxicated to correctly say "jack-ass."
That John Ashcroft is such an assjack!
by Lane Haygood November 25, 2002
Kicking someone directly in the asshole. Perhaps so hard that the big toe gains insertion.
"I'll ass jack you to the moon. My foot will rupture your uterus."
by Herschel Quintron December 29, 2003
Fun inversion of Jack Ass. Instead of calling someone Jack Ass just say Ass Jack.
That guy at work is a real ass jack.
by library guy December 15, 2009
A malapropism of jackass
driver #1 to driver #2: "get out da' way, assjack!"
by j foxy August 11, 2010
Some one who enjoys anal sex
I heard that girl in the train hat is a real Ass-jack in the sack.
by guiness69 January 25, 2013
When your wallet or phone is so big when you sit down it pick's up one side of your ass or your whole ass a bit higher and make you lean left or right.
My wallet has so much money when I sit down my assjack makes my right ass cheek higher then the other!
by skywalkerOG March 14, 2015

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