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2.
Nom. adj -- a person who is hopelessly stupid, offensive or socially hindered in the sense that their very presence has become a blight upon the fabric of existence. (Vulgation of the English "jack-ass," reportedly when the coiner of the phrase was too intoxicated to correctly say "jack-ass."
That John Ashcroft is such an assjack!
by Lane Haygood November 25, 2002
 
1.
Inversion of jack ass. When calling someone a jackass is not enough you can refer to them as an assjack
That guy is worse than a jack ass he's a real assjack
by libraryguy March 04, 2010
 
3.
Kicking someone directly in the asshole. Perhaps so hard that the big toe gains insertion.
"I'll ass jack you to the moon. My foot will rupture your uterus."
by Herschel Quintron December 29, 2003
 
4.
Fun inversion of Jack Ass. Instead of calling someone Jack Ass just say Ass Jack.
That guy at work is a real ass jack.
by library guy December 15, 2009
 
5.
A malapropism of jackass
driver #1 to driver #2: "get out da' way, assjack!"
by j foxy August 11, 2010
 
6.
Some one who enjoys anal sex
I heard that girl in the train hat is a real Ass-jack in the sack.
by guiness69 January 25, 2013
 
7.
a person that so offends every bodily sense, this person often acts like a buffoon and cannot commit to the social norm. this person is therefore sensually offense, dim witted, physically unfit and is desired by only the most munterish of woman and must have a form of disability that inhibits their motor skills by making their hands constantly click and this kind of person usually has a fat waste of oxygen family.
me: hey assjack

assjack: derpa herpa clickity click

friend: u dumb

assjack: that dont say dumb thats dum B

friend: *punch in face*
by DrToeFingers November 21, 2011