When you can't figure out if someone is an asshole, or a moron, you call them an assron.

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Re:Can a String Theorist? (Score:3, Funny)
by Free the Cowards (1280296) Alter Relationship on Tuesday August 19, @05:01AM (#24654613)

So, I'm having trouble figuring this out, and would appreciate some help. Are you an asshole, or just a moron?


Re:Can a String Theorist? (Score:5, Funny)
by Xiaran (836924) Alter Relationship on Tuesday August 19, @07:57AM (#24655399)

Maybe he's a "morhole" or an "assron"... I wanna be an assron.
by ma11achy_me August 19, 2008

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Fourth of six levels of Ass.
A way of one-upping someone using the term "Ass-mat"
"You Ass-mat."
"Ass-ron!"
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