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1.
(Ass-kytt-uhns) n. 1. A term reflective of a situation in which something good comes out of a bad situation. Ass-kittens is generally used as the thing that is positive when it comes from a bad situation.
"Social and economic awareness were the ass-kittens of 9/11."
by AnVillain July 20, 2009
 
2.
The tuft of hair located in and around a man (or unfortunately sometimes a womans) ass hole. Often combed and/or pampered like a kitten.
In order to render a shock factor, Jay revealed his ass kitten to the crowd of girl scouts.
by scrotumsuckler July 13, 2008