1) a complete dill weed who looks at your girlfriends ass
Dill weed: "Damn, look at that ass!"
Boyfriend: (he overheard) "yo buddy back off my girl ass- cobbler!"
Dill weed: " whoa there! Sorry bout dat friend!"
( the ass-cobbler is jumped, tea bagged multiple times, and then stripped, having to walk home naked with shame D)