Ass-ache 

Something or someone that provides a constant "pain in the ass". You know, that person or thing that's sure to cause unnecessary or unwarranted grief.

Holy Christ pal, your actions and thoughtlessness have created the mutha of all ass-aches....and now I'll need to clean this up once again!

Ass-ache by Nattyholt1 August 22, 2012

Ice Cream Ass Ache

The intense pain immediately following hyperkinetic anal penetration from a DQ Buster Bar. This is usually administered as punishment for any number of wrongdoings. Obviously no lube is administered to the receiver in order to facilitate maximum pain.

Luke continually failed to learn how to party and as a result received a vicious ice cream ass ache administered by all five of his roommates.

Ice Cream Ass Ache by Dale Johnson December 23, 2007

Fat ass head ache 

Giving someone a fat ass head ache in a good way.

Shaylie your giving me a fat ass head ache

Fat ass head ache by Axdrerrzz October 28, 2020

Fat ass head ache 

When someone is giving you a head ache in a good way :)

Shaylie your giving me a fat ass head ache

Fat ass head ache by Axdrerrzz October 28, 2020

assache 

1. noun. a pain in the ass.
2. noun. an ache generated by sitting too long.

I've been playing Final Fantasy so long I've given myself an assache.

assache by censored711man December 14, 2004

Assache 

The act in which the inside of your anus feels pumped up and invigorated, normally right before a massive shit.

I have such an assache this morning...

Assache by Shorty Long Dick May 25, 2020

assacheekqua 

A word first used by the characters “Siphyl and Ollie” from the hit 1998 MTV show of the same name starring two sock puppets and their various sock puppet friends and foes. The word is the name of a fictional American civil war battle in which a soldier mooned the opposition. The word is used to describe a town, city, or place in a rural or distant area which you do not remember the name, or the name of it is not important. Context of the word is usually sarcastic or crass.

A: Where is this place?
B: I dunno, probably way out there in assacheekqua.

assacheekqua by Paramecium July 25, 2004