When an old friend gets with the hot girl, you knew infinitely better. Who always gave you her secrets and consoled in you. But you were never more than an advice giver. A shoulder to cry on.
"Come on, how could that guy, be the one who Ass-Fucks me!"
"All this time out of contact and that bastard swiftly Ass-Fucks me!"
Hey, look Jeff, theres that ass fuck buying roses and chocolate, lets make him some problems..."
A man who is too rude or stupid to get it in the right hole.
Get out of my lane, assfuck!