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1.
The patch of pubes that chases your asshole from your balls. Sometimes can form an ass pube net with poop.
I shaved my ass pubes, now my browneye is bleeding.
by Fatty McFatfat November 10, 2003
 
2.
Hair located on the taint of a man or a woman.
She wanted anal, but I wouldn't do it because she had ass pubes.
by TheIndieFilmMaker January 23, 2010
 
3.
A person who is a loser, a tool, a douche or a generally annoying and lame person.
Dude, she only weighs 220 pounds, stop being an Ass Pube and take one for the team!

by Mr HJL January 20, 2008
 
4.
A person who is a loser, a tool, a douche or a generally annoying and lame person Etymologists rank an Ass Pube precisely between Douche Nozzle and Fuck Stick on the Endicott Peckerwood Scale (EDS)
Dude ... don't be such an ass pube ... just take one for the team!

Oh for fuck sake .... stop being such an ASS pube.
by Mr HJL January 15, 2008