Ass kisser = a suck up, someone who will kiss someone's butt to gain points. Sometimes these folks are known as bum-kissers. Often these folks tend to be the goody goody types whom one can not trust for a second - these folks will use what you tell them, or do, against you for their own personal gain. Most of these people are social nerds with few social skills - the only way they can get attention is to play suck up to someone important - usually a boss, manager or teacher/professor - an authority fiqure.

The best way to deal with these kind of people - bum-kissers is to avoid them - never trust them, never confide with them.
I had a co-worker who was the consumate ass-kisser - he would suck up to the boss all day long to gain favors and access. All of us in the office were aware of this situation and adopted a strategy of avoidance - keeping our mouths shut and not getting involved with the little bum kisser in any way. The little ass kisser functioned in his own little world.
by WET CARGO BOY March 18, 2006
Jeff Kreinbrook
I can't stand people who Jeff Kreinbrook their way to the top
by skinser September 24, 2003
Someone who bears down with their rectum forcing it onto the back of a toilet seat before they wipe.
Some ass kisser left their mark on this public toilet.
by road smoker February 28, 2008
A politician because they have to please everone to get elected. In other words to kiss there asses.
Did you hear that ass kisser on tv?
by Deep Blue 2012 September 08, 2009
An Ass Kisser is SOMEONE who lets a evil person crap all over them, and excepts it, then, in return The ASS KISSER does great things to try to make the evil person happy. The ASS KISSERS life revolves around the evil persons feelings and what the evil persons needs and wants are...
CAROL: Lisa ruined My wedding! She Fought with My whole family! I'm baby sitting Her kids this weekend.

CAROL: Lisa started a fight between Me and My Husband Again! I'm having Her over for Our picnic.

CAROL: Lisa ruined the pinic! I can't believe what She did!?

CAROL: Lisa ruined Easter! Are you guys coming to her house for Memorial Day?

CAROL: Lisa M. ruined Christmas Eve at My house! We went to her house Christmas morning:)

CAROL: Lisa lost her Driver license cause all the DUIs , I'm driving Her everywhere and She's Screaming at Me.I gotta go! Lisa needs a ride to the store!

CAROL: What's wrong with You? I accept People for WHO & WHAT THEY ARE!

Me: Oh My God CAROL, YOU ARE AN Ass Kisser !!!
by I'm NOT Carol July 10, 2008
Phillip Quatrocchi, totall but kisser and pepe muncher
"Mrs. Klein your are the greatest mother ever, why cant you be mine?"
" o phil dont be such an ass kisser."
by mylesklein April 03, 2007
an agent; a lawyer
Artie Hall
by m,fmfmfmnfmnmfmmfgmmf April 25, 2003
The smart kind in the front of the class
That kid is a ass kisser
by The man December 14, 1999

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