I thought I wiped pretty good, but dang if I didn't have an ass-booger or two left-over!
by bait April 2, 2004
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A small piece of shit that gets stuck under your finger nail and you smell it and say that's a "DANK ASS BOOGER!"
Jeffy:" I need help. I've got an ass booger stuck in my finger nail. i need someone to sniff it out."
Cody: "Let me get a sniff."
by YurrStepDad April 9, 2020
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Poop you see on your finger when you stick your finger in your butt and take it out.
Ass boogers are on my finger. It smells gross.
by feggbzherhare May 27, 2021
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Someone with aspergers syndrome who uses their diagnosis to take advantage of situations and people. All around fuck boy who thinks he does no wrong in his eyes but no one can stand. Whine about the stupidest little thing and defend their least important trait to the death only because they are confused about life. They can be munipulated very easily for entertainment puposes because thats the only way one can toletate them. They mooch off their mom for everything from their house payment to their iphone and internet. But claim they have money saved. Will even use their mom's credit card to buy someone's groceries in exchange for things they shouldn't be buying. Some people also call them Sizemore's or Liesmore's. Avoid these assboogers at all costs.
Sizemore is such an ass booger! He needs to clean up his act and quit acting like an ass booger 24/7.
by giggies063 February 14, 2017
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A crap/shit/fecies/poop.
Man, I've got an ass booger that's been waiting to get out since 9 AM, I don't think I can clench it in anymore.
by Sir Kinky Doodle April 26, 2010
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I HAVE A TRAPPED ASS BOOGER
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