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A Man obsessed with the female (or male if one is gay) buttocks. ant: Breast Man
I am ass man, Glenn Stated!
by Erik S Taylor February 05, 2005
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As seen as Seinfeld.
by TV man. February 18, 2003
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A distinguished gentleman who can appreciate and prefer the finer things in life...such as a woman's booty. Often picks his dates from the back.
Sarah only seems to attract assman because she has a damn ghetto booty. Ain't nothin wrong with that!
by Ghetto Fabulous November 27, 2003
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License plate that Kramer received accidentally on an episode of Seinfeld. It was supposed to go to a proctologist. He uses it to park in a reserved spot for doctors and gets caught by the man it was supposed to belong to.
Cosmo Kramer, the "ass man"
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See Cosmo Kramer, the assman.
(In the parking lot just outside the hospital, Kramer has pulls into a "Doctors Only" space)

Security Guard: Can I help you?

Kramer: Ah, yeah. Doctor Cosmo Kramer. (points to assman plate) Proctology.

Security Guard: Oh, oh, okay. Sure...

Kramer: Thanks. Have a good day.
by EliteNavySeals August 30, 2005
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A man whose favorite part of the female anatomy (i.e. to look at/stick his penis in) is the butt.

Also spelled "ass-man."
And that was when I realized: I'm an assman!
by yeyYAY June 13, 2006
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Guess who the new Ass Man is?
or
Look who just got promoted to Ass Man.
by chernobylspice December 10, 2003
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