noun; a small (or medium if you like)gremlin-like creature who lives in your ass and comes out every half moon to eat crackers, sometimes watching tv and hogging the remote.
"has anyone seen my ass goblin? he's been missing for an hour" at which point, upon retrieval, said goblin returns to his happy ass-home.
by boone n' friendz August 22, 2003
An ass goblin is a mythical creature that emerges from the anus (or ass). Evrey once in a while it emerges, and when it does it lets out a roaring fart which kills a lot of people. The ass goblin was once suspected of killing the dinosaurs.
by duck February 4, 2005
when you go to eat pussy, but go too far down, then you're ass goblin. *rule of thumb(if your on a bed)your chin should not be touching the mattress...)(if you do then you are definately ass goblin)
mans thoughts "hmm her bat cave seems kinda tight, maybe i went down too far...oh man i hope im not ass goblin"
by chikin skratch October 23, 2005
A very disturbed person who will have an iritable obsetion with goblining peoples ass's. Also known an a 'Bum Bandit'.
"Hey dude can I goblin your ass?"
"No dude."
"Kmon, it's just a litttle goblining."
"Fuck'n, no you stupid Ass Goblin." etc.
"No dude."
"Kmon, it's just a litttle goblining."
"Fuck'n, no you stupid Ass Goblin." etc.
by Wha in the shit of all shit? June 28, 2009
An Ass Goblin is used to describe a person who you encounter and don't know much about, but you know "I would hate to be them". A person can be an Ass Goblin for many reasons such as a Karen yelling at the cashier because her order was wrong or a crackhead asking for money outside of the gas station. An Ass Goblin is a very unpleasant person, it could be by actions, looks, or general stupidity. Ass Goblins are a true enemy of the public and should be avoided at all costs.
Freind 1: When I went to the gas station earlier everyone there was an Ass Goblin.
Freind 2: What where they doing?
Freind 1: There was this fat smelly guy buying four 2-liters of soda in front of me, then the cashier put my money on the wrong pump, and when I went back in a crackhead asked if I would get alcohol in exchange for a "good time".
Freind 2: Damn, bro where was that, because I'm never going there.
Freind 2: What where they doing?
Freind 1: There was this fat smelly guy buying four 2-liters of soda in front of me, then the cashier put my money on the wrong pump, and when I went back in a crackhead asked if I would get alcohol in exchange for a "good time".
Freind 2: Damn, bro where was that, because I'm never going there.
by Anonymous7232826 September 12, 2022
An Ass Goblin is someone that you don't like. It could be used instead of saying the following: Bitch, Whore, Jerk, Dick, Dickhead, asshole, douche, douche bag, etc.
by bonehead wigglebutt October 3, 2010
Any person who likes taking it anally or give anal, while scatting,"shitting" on each other in denial.
by freckles, milkman,big daddy January 2, 2008