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3.
(1) Dried or cakey stool that accumulates in the butt hairs from inefficient wiping. (2) An unpleasant or difficult person.
That asscheddar ruined my life.
by J.M. Sweet February 22, 2004
 
1.
A viscous, glandular substance emitted from the anus.
Simon farted and churned up a bounty of ass cheddar.

Her unwashed gluteal cleft was a veritable cornucopia of ass cheddar.
by Tunmy AuGratin February 23, 2006
 
2.
YELLOW GOO THAT EXCRETES FROM THE ANAL (ANUS)
johnny shat he lost all his ass cheddar and it gushed down his legs
by white chedddar August 11, 2008