Ass Breaker

A Large turd that stretches out the asshole. These can cause bleeding if big enough. Ass breakers come from not eating enough fiber or a constipation disease.

Joe: Why are your pants stained red?
Bob: UUUGGH I just had an ass breaker in the bathroom.
Joe: Sucks for you.

by Jdeoxys October 31, 2010

Ass breaker

When you need to shit but your teacher won’t let you out

“ Miss gave me an ass breaker today”

by An Oscar August 27, 2018