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One who sticks his choo choo in the rear tunnel. Going up the hershey highway.
I missed the pussy and became an ass bandit.
by Dave F December 11, 2003
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A guy who prefers another guy's hairy anus over a girl's vagina.
by a friend. July 01, 2003
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What an ass bandit
by The Phantom July 16, 2003
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Noah Sayres.
Noah is an ass bandit for not coming up with any new terms to use!
by Helga the Duck March 25, 2009
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A person who plugs holes when the soap is dropped.
#1 Ben the ass bandit plugged Steve's hole as he bend over to pick up a tool.
by Guy Diesel January 17, 2006
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British term for Male Hosexual.
"e's nothin' but a bloody Ass Bandit, 'E is!
by Vega$ Bill November 28, 2002
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a person who prefers anal sex, especially when it involves the de-virginizing (or taking of) a persons anus.
after growing weary of conventional sex over the years, Gus turned into an ass bandit.
by dakevster December 12, 2006
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