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6.
Being REALLY REALLY stoned, resulting in your ass falling asleep. See stoned
Dude, after smoking that blunt, I felt an ass attack coming on.
by Navras July 27, 2005
 
1.
An ass attack is when you are feeling completely normal without the feeling of having to take a shit. Then all of a sudden out of nowhere you have to shit and shit BAD!! You pretty much have less than one minute to find a toilet. It can happen anytime or anywhere.
I was standing in my kitchen feeling completely normal making dinner then all of a sudden I had an Ass Attack, so I ran to the bathroom and pulled my pants down just in time to make it in the toilet.
by Tim_M_G February 18, 2009
 
2.
the runs, diarrhea
after eating that enchilada I had an ass attack
by moi December 08, 2003
 
3.
the sudden attack of the anus
joey planned a stealthy ass attack
by KiNkyKelLy July 30, 2006
 
4.
Giving it hard, deep and fast in your anal orfice
my girlfriend loves an ass attack...she loves it
by Anonymous August 25, 2003
 
5.
When a man unexpectdly gives another man anal.
Mike gave Tim an ass attack.
by xlmafia March 10, 2003
 
7.
to become sudddenly very emotional - surprised, angry etc.
to have an ass attack = to flip out
by Bob Jr. October 24, 2003