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An ass attack is when you are feeling completely normal without the feeling of having to take a shit. Then all of a sudden out of nowhere you have to shit and shit BAD!! You pretty much have less than one minute to find a toilet. It can happen anytime or anywhere.
I was standing in my kitchen feeling completely normal making dinner then all of a sudden I had an Ass Attack, so I ran to the bathroom and pulled my pants down just in time to make it in the toilet.
by Tim_M_G February 18, 2009
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the sudden attack of the anus
by KiNkyKelLy July 30, 2006
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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after eating that enchilada I had an ass attack
by moi December 08, 2003
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Giving it hard, deep and fast in your anal orfice
my girlfriend loves an ass attack...she loves it
by Anonymous August 25, 2003
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When a man unexpectdly gives another man anal.
by xlmafia March 10, 2003
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to become sudddenly very emotional - surprised, angry etc.
to have an ass attack = to flip out
by Bob Jr. October 24, 2003
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Being REALLY REALLY stoned, resulting in your ass falling asleep. See stoned
Dude, after smoking that blunt, I felt an ass attack coming on.
by Navras July 27, 2005
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