8
The smart kind in the front of the class
by The man December 14, 1999
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
9
A politician because they have to please everone to get elected. In other words to kiss there asses.
Did you hear that ass kisser on tv?
by Deep Blue 2012 September 08, 2009
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
10
Someone who bears down with their rectum forcing it onto the back of a toilet seat before they wipe.
Some ass kisser left their mark on this public toilet.
by road smoker February 28, 2008
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
11
by m,fmfmfmnfmnmfmmfgmmf April 25, 2003
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
12
1. Any of several groups of people who flirt, laugh, joke, or bow down to someone of a higher status or position, in hopes of attaining said position or keeping the current one they already possess.

2. Any person or group of people who connect their lips to a buttocks a.k.a: ass.

3. Your garden variety superstore employee with exception of walmart and target. Most prevalent in high end places such as

Tom thumb, Randall's, Safeway...etc.
1. "Bill is such an ass-kisser, this is the third time he has complimented the boss since that new position opened up."

2. "Whatever you do don't kiss Julia, she has this fetish for ass-kissing, and she uses her tongue."

3. "Hello valued customer! Please turn around and lean forward so that I may better kiss your ass today!"
by CitizensArrest June 29, 2012
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
13
Phillip Quatrocchi, totall but kisser and pepe muncher
"Mrs. Klein your are the greatest mother ever, why cant you be mine?"
" o phil dont be such an ass kisser."
by mylesklein April 03, 2007
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
14
The lowest life form in the workplace not only trying to butter up to the boss or manager but to his superiors and even to the regional or company CEO.
The President of the company came to the store to visit but that little ass kisser ruined his visit by kissing up to him and giving a gift to him making the other co-worker very angry with her.
by BruinKiller3469 February 27, 2014
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug