Ass jelly

Of, or related to diarrhea; Found in between the butt cheeks of a person dealing with diarrhea. Caused by lack of wiping.

I've had the runs all week, and I think I've got mad ass jelly.

by Johan McTrumpet November 16, 2003

Ass jelly

Dealing with bullshit daily from an unprofessional co-worker or boss. The daily bullshit can be discribed as Ass jelly.

Hey Melissa, did they just gave you more Ass jelly for lunch?

They need to take that can of Ass jelly some where else, cause I ain't putting up with that shit in my PB&J.

by Assjellyfree June 21, 2007

Ass jelly

When water or other liquids get inside of your ass to form a jelly like substance

Example
I had some serious ass jelly when I got out of the shower last night

by Ass jelly April 12, 2019

jelly ass nigga

A soft boy/Girl that’s all talk And not bout no action

Nigga he/she jelly asf

Ciara A jelly ass bitch
Jordan a jelly ass nigga

by Kolbe11 January 3, 2018

Ass Jelly

Ass implants

Oh man look at that ass jelly

by Not bloo December 28, 2022