Of, or related to diarrhea; Found in between the butt cheeks of a person dealing with diarrhea. Caused by lack of wiping.
I've had the runs all week, and I think I've got mad ass jelly.
Dealing with bullshit daily from an unprofessional co-worker or boss. The daily bullshit can be discribed as Ass jelly.
Hey Melissa, did they just gave you more Ass jelly for lunch?
They need to take that can of Ass jelly some where else, cause I ain't putting up with that shit in my PB&J.