The dumpling of an ass.
Bill: Yesterday this huge dumpling fell out of my ass.
Dick: Ew! What's that called?
Bill: An ass dumpling
small carnivorus fruit that enjoys the inner workings of the anus. when pooped out, it will rape and pillage any neighboring villages. first reported cases were in Ho-Ho-Kus.
Good god, that ass dumpling has had its way with my whole family, and now im pregnant with mini-dumplings.