| 1. | Ass Whisper | ||
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A name given to the sound of passing gas when the sound is barely audible. The sound is commonly compared to blowing air out of your mouth "hence the name whisper." Usually the term "silent but deadly" is accurate in describing the stench of such gas releases.
"Dang Ashley! Why did you ass whisper so close to my face?!! My eye's are watering!!"
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| 2. | ass whisperer | ||
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One who can communicate and please a girl's ass in a very special way. I never thought I'd ever like anal sex; but then I met the ass whisperer.
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| 3. | ass vacuum | ||
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1. The instance of the anus (or ass) achieving a vacuum effect. In outer space, it is the black hole; in humans, it is the anus. It is the moment usually after a fart is expelled, the ass inhales air-- thus creating a vacuum effect. With practice, one can continue farting for minutes at a time through circular breathing (inhaling and exhaling) through the anus; best achieved while bent over on all fours, and relaxed. One may find extreme discomfort while the ass vacuum effect occurs while swimming. 2. A phrase used to express a moment of disappointment or even happiness by abrupt exclamation. Commonly used with a short, inward slurping sound made by the mouth, following the phrase to declare and enhance random/nastiness. 3. A statement similar to that of "EUREKA!" or of the same nature as having an epiphany or great idea; one could say "ass vacuum" in a very calm tone of voice or even a subtle whisper said near friends or strangers to cause them confusion or be in... |
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| 4. | careless whisper | ||
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when you go down on someone and they fart in your face (usually silently hence whisper) I suppose there could be a careless howler when i was eating helen from behind she released a wicked careless whisper so i kicked her out of her own place. That's how we do.
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| 5. | Chocolate Whisper | ||
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When you pass out on the bed with your head next to your buddie's ass and he farts gently into your face. Evan is scrubbing madly at his face in the bathroom one morning.
Art: "Dude, you're going to rub your face raw!" Evan: "Dude, you gave me a chocolate whisper last night! I don't want to go to work with any farticles on my face!" |
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| 6. | Deadly Whisper | ||
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1. A fart that sounds like a whisper, where in fact, it is a deadly release of methane from the deliverer's ass. Perfect for parties, movies, and first dates! Jane Smith dropped a deadly whisper in the movie theater and was arrested and charge with 387 counts of murder.
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| 7. | Dirty Secret | ||
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The best time to execute this stunt is when its really hot and you are laying in bed and cant fall asleep. Wait until a good case of swamp ass starts to set in. Remember, be stealthy as the element of surprise is essential.
Step 1: Slide your index finger along the top of your ass crack ensuring it is moistened with your ass dew. Step 2: Ask your significant other if they want to know a dirty secret. Step 3: Press said index finger against your significant others lips as if to silence them and whisper "Shhh". Now this is your dirty secret to share with one another as the receiver will be far too embarassed to tell anyone about it. I was sweating my ass off last night and couldn't sleep so I gave my old lady a dirty secret.
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