The price levied upon a girlfriend/boyfriend with whom you share a dwelling but which he/she pays no bills.
Tom: "So does Shirley at least pay for the cable?"
Brian: "No...but I levied an ass tax last month."
Brian: "No...but I levied an ass tax last month."
by oberd August 2, 2008
"You tapped that yet?"
"Naw, but I am going to levy an ass tax on her tonight."
I am going to levy an ass tax on that hottie in the corner.
"Naw, but I am going to levy an ass tax on her tonight."
I am going to levy an ass tax on that hottie in the corner.
by WillC23 February 20, 2004
n. (1)Created while mispronouncing "brass tacks" as in "let's get down to brass tacks."
(2)tribute and/or payment paid by a hoe for said "ass", as per an exchange on the corner and given to her pimp when he does not directly benefit from such an exchange.
(2)tribute and/or payment paid by a hoe for said "ass", as per an exchange on the corner and given to her pimp when he does not directly benefit from such an exchange.
by Paul July 3, 2006
The CT ass-tax is begins when you first move to CT. First, you ask the state for their permisson to come there and get raped in the ass. Next, on your way to CT, they rape you in the ass outside a toll booth multiple times in full view of the public. If you don't stop at the toll booth, they will snap an image of your plate, then send you angry letters until you finally allow them to rape you. Once you have moved in, you must now agree to get raped once per year for owning a vehicle, and then again every two years; again, for owning a vehicle. Now that your ass has been thoroughly raped, you need to go to the doctor. Luckily, the doctor will actually treat ypur raped asshole... Only for you to be raped again! Your insurance has now raped your ass, because they don't cover ass-raping on your policy and now you have to pay full price.
I moved to CT, and I have been paying the Connecticut ass-tax ever since. And let me tell ya, my prison wallet hurts like hell.
by MerryGangster May 3, 2019
When she constantly shares all her issues about her life but doesn’t want an emotionally connected relationship, or she makes little contribution to the relationship besides looking good & being on her phone 24/7, you charge her ass tax for your time spent with her. Like a therapist.
“We spent a lot of time talking about your last relationship. I’ll have to charge you ass tax”
“You’re kid broke my lamp when you were over my house so I’ll have to tax that ass of yours for payment.”
“I got dinner, you pay the ass tax later.”
“You’re kid broke my lamp when you were over my house so I’ll have to tax that ass of yours for payment.”
“I got dinner, you pay the ass tax later.”
by SirMasterDaddyDom April 25, 2021