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Giving someone an enema with your shoe. This includes but is not limited to: A boot, high heels, sneakers, chucks, track spikes, and all forms of footwear.
"I am going to ass shoe your ass if you dont shut your ass."
by flemdaddy November 10, 2008
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Meaning that someone has their foot up their ass....
"Td is acting like as assshoe right now"
by pat tucker October 28, 2005
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What Dave May eats.
"Hey Chris what does Dave May eat?"
"Ass Shoes!"
by Gary November 24, 2003
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A term involving a prefix of ass, and a suffix of an article of clothing, that was NOT invented by Finland.
Mikko: "Assshoes!"
Joan Twist: "I don't think so. Asshat."

Metta: "Assshoes!"
John Wang: "Gesundheit, bless you. Go wash your hands."
by Timothy the Squirrel October 14, 2008
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