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To grab someone's ass in such a way, that it seems like an accident, but isn't.
Don't feel me up, you Ass Phantom.
by SchwarzerWind September 01, 2003
1. verb The process of invading someone's ass with angry ghosts.

2. noun Rectal poltergeists
* Elucidate eyes Viceroy.
* Viceroy assphantoms Elucidate
<DigitalCommunist> o_o
<Elucidate> I won't even ask what that means.
<HellGremlin> God, how dense can you be. It's the process of invading your ass with angry ghosts.
<Viceroy> Good call
<HellGremlin> Duhhhhhhh.
<HellGremlin> Nothing like a case of the rectumgeists to set someone straight.
by Raem September 28, 2006