n. The point at which rubber-meets-road in terms of kissing butt.
Slides 5 & 6 were the ass lips of the presentation and the VPs ate them up.
When your asshole is so destroyed from over-penetration that it has big dangling lips.
"I can pick dimes up off the sidewalk with my ass lips."
When a women wears shorts that are too small and the bottom of her ass sticks out.
When that chick walks away, you totally notice her ass lips.
The large fleshy protrusions surrounding the asshole. Sometimes referred to as cheeks
Yo, that honey's got some phat asslips.
If your ass could speak the cheeks would serve as lips.
An asslip is one who makes absurd verbal representations, all the while full of, what they know to be bullshit.
Hence, because a person excretes absurdities meant for their ass, through their lips, everything that is said or done by them is considered shit.
*Can be used as a Noun, Verb, Adverb or Pro-noun or any other grammatical term.
Person 1: Did you hear what he just did!?
Person 2: Yeah, what an Asslip.
Person 1: Lets go and get Ari, he is taking so damn long..
Person 2: Hey, what’s taking you so long Asslips!?
A person who's lips look like an ass.
People who have ass lips are more attractive.
a person who's lips smell like ass
Mark has an ass lip due to kissing ass.
(noun)1. A severe Kiss-ass!
2. See kissass
Goddammit,look at that asslips Mike sucking up to the boss for saturdays off!