An ass grenade is a shit that has so much force behind it, the shit explodes out of your ass, smashes into the water of the bowl and causes a huge wave of shit-sprinkled water droplets all of over the walls and floor.
This is the shit equivalent of a 500 pound man jumping off of a two story building into a one foot high swimming pool.
The end result leaves shit-shrapnel everywhere!
1. Who in the hell ate the "dog-zilla" from Byron's? Whoever did left a huge ass grenade in the bathroom and should clean it up!
2. Who pulled the pin on the ass grenade?
1. A laxative suppository. N.
2. A fart followed by some semi-solid material coming out. N.
1. Dude, I used an ass grenade today, and I was on the toilet for hours.
2. I gotta go home and change clothes, I pulled a real ass grenade back there.
eating food you know will give you explosive diarrhea
"My wife said lets eat some food at the street fair" and I replied "Yeah, sure lets just eat some ass-grenades!"
When your shitting and it explodes in your toilet like grenades
The feeling of World War 3 out of your asshole
Heavy amounts of shit
Long pieces of shit or multiple shits
M.O.A.S (M.other O.f A.ll S.hits) basically
Bro I ate at this Mexican place,i later murdered my toilet with Ass Grenades
Bro i took the M.O.A.S yesterday i couldn't sit for a week
Dude my Ass Grenades clogged my toilet for a couple of days
assgrenade - an individual that is a complete ass and totally ruins a situation.
In 2011 St Louis Cardinals relief pitcher Ryan Franklin was such an assgrenade with several blown saves that the team relieved him of his closer duties.
A ball or clump of poop capable of being thrown straight from the butt as a grenade.
I went to the zoo and saw two monkeys hurling ass grenades at each other. Then my roommate and I went back to our room and did the same.