Top definition
A string of dingle berries left on a single strand of ass hair after wiping, much like popcorn on a string at christmas time.
Grandpa had a bad case of Ass Garland that fell on the floor and grandma picked it up and tried to clasp it around her wrist like a bracelet.
by cydedish February 20, 2014
Mug icon

Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

Buy the plush