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2. Ass Captain
very very very gay man.

In a group of men the man who decides to invite girls to where ever you are going.

very gay man on a boat.

"if I told you i was an ass captain, would you swab my poopdeck?"

"and dorian is the designated ass captain for the night"
1. ass captain
The male who is responsible for inviting along female companions when a group of males decide to go out. The Ass Captain has no other responsibility other than to ensure the women show up for the evening.
Joe is the Ass Captain for the night since he met a group of girls on the Internet last night and they agreed to roll out with us.
by Epic909 Mar 28, 2004 add a video
3. Ass Captain
Someone, usually a male, who enjoys to have sex with either a lady or man in the anal area of the body.
Ooh, I would love be the ass captain of your anus
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