In a group of men the man who decides to invite girls to where ever you are going.
very gay man on a boat.
"and dorian is the designated ass captain for the night"
2. The nemisis of the asspirate. Although their goals are similar they are loathe to share the ass-sea.
3. A man who loves ass-sex, but unlike the asspirate the ass captain in purely homosexual.
2. Asscaptain McClendon glared at his arch nemesis, the dred asspirate Roberts.
"I'll be damned if I share this eerr ass-ocean yee," exclaimed the insatiable Roberts.
"Then battle for the ass we must!" retorted McClendon.
3. "Man o man do I singularily love to tyranize a man's ass," said the asscaptain.