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2.
A cape to cover or conceal ones butt.
Alicia Keys needed an Ass Cape to cover her super booty!!!!!!
by BigGooni February 15, 2010
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1.
What you call a long sleeved shirt or pullover when you tie it around the waist such to hide the bottocks, cameltoe, etc.
Damn, girl, you need an ass cape 'foe ur ass raped.
by caddy wampus February 22, 2011
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3.
1. A completely useless object

2. An idiotic person
1. Man 1: Hey guys! Check out this pet rock I found.

Man 2: Put that asscape away. No one cares.

2. Man 1: I can't believe I just spilled my drink while talking to that hot chick.

Man 2: Yeah. Smooth move asscape.
by Dub C. December 13, 2008
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4.
A cape for your ass
Friend: Jon have you been working out? Your ass looks ridiculous
Jon: Nope I turned my apron into an ass cape. I've already been laid 6 times in the last 9 minutes
by butt ticker January 13, 2010
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