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4. Ass Butter
That thick white spread you cake onto baby's asses when they have diarrhea. Could be Butt Paste, Desitin, etc... its all Ass Butter.
Wife: Damn it, will you shut that baby up?
Husband: Sure, pass me the Ass Butter... he's due for another spread.
1. ass butter
The substance that accumulates in the crevice between the buttocks. Typically composed of sweat, dead skin cells, environmental soil, and trace amounts of feces, its production is often facilitated by rigorous activity or long intervals without bathing. Known to possess a rather unpleasant odor and foul taste.
I say, how old is this yogurt, mother? It tastes like ass butter.
by Lenny Rowan Oct 11, 2004 add a video
2. Ass Butter
The stuff you find in between your ass cheecks after not showering for days.
There was so much ass butter in the hobo's ass he could ass butter his toast.
by Jameses Sep 5, 2005 add a video
3. Ass Butter
The Perfect Topping For Any Toast
Jim: You Got Any Ass Butter
John: Check The Fridge
5. Ass Butter
what comes out from a girls ass after sex
your ass is buttering!
by as butta´ Aug 2, 2003 add a video
6. Ass Butter
a light garnish or spread. usually used on bagels or crumpets.
Archibald:"I say old boy, pass me the assbutter!"
Reginald: "Righto you silly clown!"
by Assbutterer Aug 10, 2003 add a video
7. Ass Butter
What comes out of a gay guys ass after sex. Shorter version is "AB"
"You (lick or like) the AB dont you" or "That AB on your chin"
by The Crew Jun 19, 2003 add a video
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