look up any word, like swag:
 
1.
The wet spot left in the seat of the chair after a long meeting.
When the meeting adjourned and everyone arose from their chairs, their aspiration was clearly visible on the plastic seats.
by BaptistMonk September 04, 2009
 
2.
aspirations is something that someone has. It's similar to hot pants, but is more discreet.
boy1: do you have aspirations for our new hot sub?

boy2: no, but I have aspirations for your mom!

boy3: zing!
by vlademir putin August 29, 2007