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aspirations is something that someone has. It's similar to hot pants, but is more discreet.
boy1: do you have aspirations for our new hot sub?

boy2: no, but I have aspirations for your mom!

boy3: zing!
by vlademir putin August 29, 2007
 
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The wet spot left in the seat of the chair after a long meeting.
When the meeting adjourned and everyone arose from their chairs, their aspiration was clearly visible on the plastic seats.
by BaptistMonk September 04, 2009