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When the sexual art of asphyxia goes embarrassingly wrong. It is possible to have a multitude of asphyifailures if there is a ceiling fan or chandelier involved.
My girl Carmen likes me to tie her to ceiling fans with vintage women's lingerie. Unfortunately, Carmen also likes to eat fried chicken. Her weight on my ceiling resulted in an Asphyxifailure. I now know it is much easier just to stroke my weenis.
by Oliver Klothesof October 05, 2010