"Blowin' on asparagus; The realest shit I ever smoked" - Young Jeezy, "Put On"
A random vegitable. Tasty. Makes pee smell weird.
Also used as asparagusarific. Asparagusarific is a term saying that something is as good as asparagus.
"That stuff is just asparagusarific"
1: Delicious Vegetable that should not in any case be shoved up one's genitalia and then feed it to your dog.
2: Abigails Favourite Veggi
Man 1: Hey Did you Hear Abigail put a asparagus in her vag
Man 2 :EWWWW Thats just nastay
Someone who always seems to smell extremely bad and does not even try to clean themself. No matter what time you see this person, they smell awful.
Jordan- (takes off football pads)
Team- Jordan you're an asparagus
Jordan- Shut up fools I smell fresh
Team- You smell awful you asparagus
The act of being absent
"My conscience is asparagus today"
slang for the "man root"... delicious with melted butter (not too hot...at least not the butter)
Some asparagus is always in season...
game young women play when working asparagus
ok girls Asparagus game is like strip poker, however you will need remove your pants first....
see mexican poker