Asknand is the god of minds in the Dalatiist religion. He is the only mortal soul to cheat fate, by beating Akrid in the game of Disk. Upon his becoming a god, Asknand created consciousness in all creatures, and began protecting us from the dumb wrath of Aconan.
bitch2O5: "Asknand isn't real!"
Ho: "You dead, bitch. Aconan gonna kill you."
(lightening strikes da bitch)