|1.||Asian Mountain Man Surprise|
When you get a hot girl to have sex with you only to find a Mountain Man Suprise also known as having a massive amount of pubic hair similar to a beard, and she has a small penis hidden within the hair.
Guy 1: Dude, I took this chick home from the bar last night and guess what, fucking Asian Mountain Man Surprise!
Guy 2: Fucking gross what did you do?
Guy 1: What do you mean?
Guy 2: Uhh....?