A group of people of asian decent who like to have sexual realations with hamsters and other miscellaneous rodents.
"The Asian Chpstick Mafia enjoys their improper relations with rodents."
by MonkeyMale October 10, 2003
An intellectually deficient collective of ass croutons; the antithesis of the Taco Mafia.
The Asian Chopstick Mafia member refuses to use Nature White, therefore he will never be able to talk to the football player he likes.
by The Cap'n November 15, 2003