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When a girl suckles and licks the tip of the dickhead as if she's being breastfed or drinking out of a nipple-tip bottle.
My girlfriend gave me an asian blowjob last nigth
by Weirdoes June 07, 2009
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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Similar to a mayonnaise surprise or the infamous slanted oral special only involving a lot more vomit and maybe some tentacle fondling.
Dude, I finally got to get an asian blowjob the other night, but now I feel as though I need a chemical shower.
by Boners & Sweatpants October 08, 2014
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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The sexual act of shooting cum in the eyes of your partner and immediately sticking your penis back in her mouth. The intended effect is for your partner to have chinky eyes from the burning sensation of semen, and to scream at you in a thick Asian accent due to the large (or small) penis in her mouth imparing her speech. This sexual act is similar to, but slightly different than the sexual act known as the "Angry Pirate".
Me: "Omg yes I came!"
Girl: "radaradarada"
Me: "Aww an Asian Blowjob? How sweet of you!"
Girl: *bites penis and storms off*
Me (Now single due to Asian Blowjob): "Worth it."
by LickableNutz October 12, 2014
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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