Guy 2: Me tooooo. She's perfect in every way
Guy 3: I think she likes me.
She's super cavity-like sweet, honest, trustworthy, caring, and an all around great person.
An Ashley is fun to be around, she can brighten up anyone's day with just her smile.
Ashley's are usually attracted to Michael's, so unless you're a Michael, sorry fellas, you don't even have a chance!
They also love kids, weddings, and shopping!
Once you meet an Ashley, and befriend her, you'll be friends forever!
Thats our Ashley! He's an undiscribable friend, and if he'd like a discription, Kelly's always there for him whenever.
Jack: Just dont touch it or she will beat the shit out of you!