All the coolest cats live there, and they play dreidel in the streets and have bonfires on the ceiling once a year in honor of the birth of Tim Burton.
It is also rumored to be the home of Christmaqwanadondica Day Man, but that's the kind of talk that gets people fucked up. All the inhabitants leave out Macaroni and Cheese for him and his lady every December fifteenth, lest he put caustic soap on them.
Also known as: A-Ville, The 'Ville, Casheville, The Ashevatican
Scarlett: "Oh Asheville, Asheville!"
No Jim. What is it like?
It was cold and quaint, but the music was great!
Great music scene...
"I dunno...wanna go to ashEVILle and watch the protest/impromtu parade/drum circle/Pride parade/street theater?