When you wake up and realize you dont have to get out of bed for three more hours...and you have a huge bag of beef jerky next to your bed that you chew on as you fall asleep.
Cindy: You look so well rested!
Amber: Well, my alarm went off early...and I still had that left over beef jerky on my night stand.
Cindy: Nice. I havent pulled an Asher in months.
by Amy BZI February 15, 2009
A common boys name in israel but when its used for a girl it gives her such a unique vibe that goes with her everywhere she walks and always makes her stand out to everyone. She will probably be somewhere dancing or making a fool of herself. She always appreciates her friends and her friends appreciate her. She isn't one you want to let go of, but come one i mean who would willingly let go of one of the prettiest, funniest, nicest and coolest girls out there. so if you meet and Asher remember not to let go of her because she will always love you no matter what mistakes you make. Always believe in her even if she comes off as slightly strange because shes special.
Boy 1: Ok I just saw some random girl dancing like crazy over there!
Boy 2: Was she pretty?
Boy 1: She must be an Asher :)
by tinytony March 24, 2013
A very beatiful girl that means alot, to many people. She makes alot of people smile and feel happy. She makes day to day life easier
Asher is great
by Wigwan October 03, 2011
An Asher is a lovable, friendly, red-bearded, blue eyed lover boy who makes sweet, passionate, mind-blowing love despite his small penis. An Asher spreads his knowledge through great music. An Asher doesn't have much sense of style and rarely matches; but on the bright side an Asher loves to drink beer and you can find one passed out anywhere at a party. An Asher has a good heart, which can sometimes be shadowed by horny sluts. An Asher comes off as obnoxious, and narcissistic but once you get to know him, he's hubby material.
drunk slut: Wow, who's that loud, funny, weirdly sexy bearded man with that beergut, jammin to Emmure?!

slutty artist: Thats an Asher, he's my boyfriend. Isn't he the best?
by stillBitterNwantingTheD November 03, 2013
modern day for "ashtray", but not exactly an ashtray, rather anything weed smokers will ash their blunt it
Pass the asher man, I need the asher
by MARYJANE69Smoke February 09, 2013
a sack of shit that likes to steal the guy or girl that you like because it has happened to them multiple times before. Compulsive liar. Likes to take someone else's story and tell it as if it happened to her. Acts really nice to pull you in, then the wrath of the raging bitch starts.
Ryan- Dude, you knew i was in love with her!! Why'd you steal her like that?
Austin- Sorry, i didn't realize i was being such an Asher. My bad.
by soundsleeper May 27, 2013
A black wiggerman who sits around bumming all day with no great interests nor intelligance.
His 'swagger' is realistically a limp.
Asher is an sh*t-h*ad
by irwoejd[pfk August 10, 2010

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