The place where hillbillies exist. In some parts, it's like The Hills Have Eyes. Where many relatives sit on their front porches, drink moonshine, and play the banjo. Full of dirty old men and women with 3 teeth. There's nothing else to do here but get knocked up.
Hey man! You wanna go to Ashe County again tonight?? Nah dude, I'm tired of sleeping with my 3rd cousin.
by AsheCountian May 27, 2009