An amazing person who has so much swag that its not even funny. He is the pilot of the swag train and he was born in swagsville.
-Based God worships Asfand
Danmn you have Asfand
A very eggy fart
(Basically the worst fart you will of ever smelt)
Loud mouth: "Erghhhhhhh gas masks on people, she's done an Asfand !!"