A guy who thinks he can get any chick he wants but really he likes gay buttsecks... truely he wished to pull an angry dragon on your father and be off with it... often you can see an Asa wanting to be with somebody but are too depressed so nobody likes them
Guy 1: Hey dude whats wrong?
Guy 2: She doesn't love me!!
Guy 1: shut up you're such an asa
by Ownburger April 22, 2009
One who enjoys ducklings, middle schoolers, long walks on the beach and new ducklings. His birthday is Friday.
Who is that boy in the chicken suit chasing that 12 yr old? He's, he's ASA.
by Anonymous June 17, 2003
1. The whiny, fat kid from Bug Juice 3: Brush Ranch, on the Disney Channel.
2. To act like a whiny, fat kid.
1. Kerry: Did you see Bug Juice last night?
Devon: Yeah, that Asa kid needs to get punched in the face.

2. Devon: But I want to play Battleship too, guys!
Brock: Fuck you, Devon. Stop being such an Asa.
by Carmen June 14, 2006
1. A failure at life, one who most laugh at.

2. The guy who you bring camping with you, because you know the bear will catch him first.

3. Another definition for noob, directed to people who fail at stuff.

Can be used as an adj. or noun.
Gamer: Man I just got HS'd by that sniper.
Sniper: ASA! Lol.
by Smuk November 15, 2007
a bunch of hoodrats that's only function in life is to suck dick and bang as many guys as possible
Alpha Sigma Chi sorority at SUNY Oswego
by Max Ziel January 14, 2004
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