I artichoke him for hitting on my girlfriend like that!
b.) a form of violence. someone artichokes you: i.e. gently gnaws on your leg while silently ripping out your underwear and wrapping it around your head and stuffing it in an auritory entrance.
Spuzz: (thinks: hahaha, soo the artichoke will be complete) Bye Chumble, i better be going)
Chumble (5 min later): Oh MY GODDD!!! Im MY UNDERWEAR IS NO LONGER COVERING MY HINDYY!!! ITS STUFFED IN MY EARS!!!!.