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Also known as "The Black Hole". This could either be named because he sucks so much, or because of his shitty smell, he probably never wipes, giving him his name.
Dude, Tim was acting so annoying at the party yesterday I had to brand him as an Artak.
by Clowning93 March 08, 2011
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